NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED
I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.
Look at him.
LOOK AT THOSE GILLS
THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.
@axolotlcore LONG AXOLOTL
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scrub the boi
Hell to the nahhhh…..and spoiled rotten
i appreciate this. not enough zoos bother to polish their gators after every use
花布爱上鸟_ on weibo
The beans will get wet ;-;
human: *gentle “owl” hooting*
actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*
Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.
“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”
I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”
That was the cutest addition to an already adorable post.
Jerboas are the fucking stupidest god damn animals I love them so much.
You know, at least a platypus actually looks like its own organism. This just looks like God stuck rabbit ears and bird legs on a kangaroo body and shrunk it to mouse size.
PART FOUR || feel free to change up any pronouns, etc.! || some nsfw and trigger(ing) warnings/content may be implied!
- “Keep telling me lies, they’re killing me slowly.”
- “I know exactly what I’m feeling.”
- “I’ve been listening to your breathing.”
- “I’ve been tryna count sheep.”
- “It always works getting me aroused.”
- “I’ve got girls on my mind.”
- “I kissed you like I meant it, but you know I never felt it.”
- “I never meant to make you sad.”
- “I came to the conclusion I like girls.”
- “There is no turning back.”
- “I need to feel you close to me.”
- “Will someone ever show me love?”
- “Won’t somebody give a fuck?”
- “I miss your soft lips.”
- “I miss the scratch of your unshaved face on my cheek.”
- “I didn’t see that you were the love of my life and it kills me.”
- “I see your face in strangers on the street.”
- “I still say your name when I’m talking in my sleep.”
- “They say that true love hurts, well this could almost kill me.”
- “You love murder, that is what this must be.”
- “I would give it all to not be sleeping alone.”
- “I swear to god it was the best night of my life.”
- “Drunk off of nothing but each other til the sunrise.”
- We’ve been keeping it PG but I wanna get a little frisky.”
- “You’re looking just like my type.”
- “We been keeping it kosher, but I wanna get it on fo’ sure.”
- “I wanna stay up all night.”
- “I wanna just screw around.”
- ‘I don’t wanna think about what’s gonna be after this, I just wanna live right now.”
- “I never thought that I would ever leave your side.”
- “Promise me you won’t cry.”
- “This is our last goodbye.”
- “When I was lost, I found you.”
- “I can’t pretend to just be cool.”
- “I can’t be your friend.”
- “She runs the place like Penny Lane.”
- “I will love you unconditionally.”
- “Come just as you are to me.”
- “I’ll take your bad days with your good.”
- “I’d do it all because I love you.”
- “I found I have to love myself the way I want you to.”
- “I’ll be the one defining who I’m gonna be.”
- “No more second guessing.”
- “Secretly, I hit the lottery, ‘cause you’re brighter than all of the northern lights.”
- “Wouldn’t let you go for even the highest price.”
- “If it’s up to me, I’m gonna keep you forever.”
- “Chemistry was more than science.”
- “Cause I understand you; we see eye to eye.”
- “The two of us together make everything glitter.”
- “Wherever you go, so will I.”
- “To the bottom of sea, I’d go to find you.”
- “Every step I take, I’m keeping you in mind.”
- “Every time we kiss, it gets better every time.”
- “You got me in love so deep.”
- “I don’t gotta do these things, but you make me.”
- “You make me wanna be romantic.”
- “You make me wanna be different.”
- “I love you for who you are.”
- “I could compliment you, but that would take all night.”
- “You make we wanna do things I never seem to do.”
- “Never said those three words, but I say ‘em to you.”
- “Is it love that I’m feeling?”
- ““You keep staring at me and I can’t take it anymore.”
- “You already know that I really want you.”
- “Is she the one that I’m dreaming of?”
- “Nobody’s perfect, I’ll never try.”
- “I promise I’m worth it if you just open up your eyes.”
- “If you want the best of my heart, you just gotta see the good in me.”
- “It’s all in how you love me.”
- “You get what you give, that’s the simple truth.”
- “Just lend me your hand and I’ll give you someone to hold onto.”
- “I taste you on my tongue.”
- “I know how much it matters to you.”
- “I know that you got daddy issues.”
- “I keep on trying to let you go.”
- “Half of me has disappeared.”
- “Some things don’t work.”
- “You left your diary at my house and I read those pages.”
- “Do you really love me?”
- “Your soul is where I made my home.”
- “It’s too bad you finally came to your senses.”
- “I won’t hear a damn sentence out of your mouth.”
- “It’s looking back, knowing what I could’ve done.”
- “I wanna touch the northern lights.”
- “We could leave the world behind.”
- “The people are saying that you have been playing my heart.”
- “Maybe I’m addicted to all the things you do.”
- “Let me show you everything I know.”
- “I’d say I told you so, but you just gonna cry.”
- “You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes.”
- “I just wanna go where where I can get some space.”
- “I’ve been here, I’ve done this all before.”
- “I was gone, but not my love.”
- “You were clearly meant for more.”
- “I know you can make it right.”
- “I want you to be happy.”
- “Dance with me and shake your bones.”
- “He’s been waiting to bring you down.”
- “You’ve got to say all that you’re feeling.”
- “We’re leaving tonight while everyone’s sleeping.”
- “I’ll find your lips in the street lights.”
- “I wanna be there with you.”
- “Run away with me.”
- “I wanna stay here with you.”
- “I never want to let you go.”
- “You’re not as lonely as you think you are.”
- “Anything you want, boy, I could make it happen.”
- “We stayed up late and lost track of time.”
- “I’m gonna kiss you now, I just thought you should know.”
- “I’ll be your distraction.”
- “I’m in love with you.”
- “The stars are showing off for us.”
- “I’ve waited only for you.”
- “You steal the air out of my lungs, you make me feel it.”
- “Your hand forever’s all I want.”
- “Don’t take the money.”
- “I know it’s hard enough to love me.”
- “Let’s get married.”
- “I can see you struggling.”
- “Don’t hurt your brain.”
- “Trying to look smart, but not too smart to threaten anything they say.”
- “Tell me you care.”
- “If I lose my way and forget what I need, just remind me now of what you give to me.”
- “I’ll show you the side that no one knows.”
- “I don’t need you anymore.”
- “You’re not easy to love.”
- “Why is everything with you so complicated?”
- “Most times I wanna kiss you, other times punch you in the face.”
- “Where is the home that I used to know?”
- “I’m more than sidewalk routine.”
- “I’m fine without you.”
- “The night sky once ruled my imagination.”
- “I thought I’d never find you.”
- “At first I thought you were a constellation.”
- “You’re as beautiful as endless.”
- “You’re the universe I’m helpless in.”
- “I will pull you close til no space lies in between.”
- “Nobody asked you to get me attached to you.”
- “I wasn’t trying to fall in love, but boy, you pushed me.”
- “I’m mad at you for being so cute.”
- “You make me sick for being so perfect.”
- “I spend my days just wasting my time daydreaming ‘til I see you again.”
- “Do you even know what you’re falling for?”
- “Can’t think about your night with him.”
- “I had no idea you’d ever tell me we were done.”
- “I know I’m not so special.”
- “You think that I’m beautiful, but it’s not enough.”
- “I’m surprised you don’t wanna stay by my side.”
- “I thought you were right there with me.”
- “I think you’re so beautiful, but I’m not your love.”
Alternatively: Send 💭 for a muse I wanted to write for but did not.
Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling
what the fuck this is too cute
